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Well, obviously he takes the dogs and leaves.
WARNING: JET SKIS.
Created on 2007-05-24 07:50:49 (#13010688), last updated 2009-11-25
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Basic Info| Name: | poultryofperil |
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| Birthdate: | 1989-06-02 |
BioSo, I'm Kayla. I like to write. I have weird conversations sometimes. Hilarious, but weird. Taken out of context, they are either horrifying or awesome. Such as:
ifollowarabbit: Two dicks in your ass is not going to feel like sunshine.
Poultry Of Peril: THAT IS SO MY NEW MYSPACE HEADER.
FaceLessMan203: What, you were aroused by a dream featuring Chewbacca? It's alright if you're a furry. I won't tell anyone.
Poultry Of Peril: ...How did you know?
[On reading]
IamtehGnome: I wonder if this is how you feel after having sex.
Poultry Of Peril: Ha! Only we would get this excited over storytime and make the parallel to sex.
Poultry Of Peril: Except for the thought that scares me is, what if this is better than sex?
Poultry Of Peril: Because wouldn't that be just awful?
Poultry Of Peril: To roll over and be like, "Hang on, I gotta go read for a minute."
...Yeah.
ifollowarabbit: Two dicks in your ass is not going to feel like sunshine.
Poultry Of Peril: THAT IS SO MY NEW MYSPACE HEADER.
FaceLessMan203: What, you were aroused by a dream featuring Chewbacca? It's alright if you're a furry. I won't tell anyone.
Poultry Of Peril: ...How did you know?
[On reading]
IamtehGnome: I wonder if this is how you feel after having sex.
Poultry Of Peril: Ha! Only we would get this excited over storytime and make the parallel to sex.
Poultry Of Peril: Except for the thought that scares me is, what if this is better than sex?
Poultry Of Peril: Because wouldn't that be just awful?
Poultry Of Peril: To roll over and be like, "Hang on, I gotta go read for a minute."
...Yeah.
ConnectInterests (20):
aus, books, candles, doodles, eyelashes, flavored water, funny words, hips, incredibly random music, international houses of pancakes, mardi gras masks, mouths, my chemial romance, notebooks, pretzels, racing, recasting books/movies/television, small furry animals, stargate atlantis, tacky 80's synthesizing
External Services:
 | poultryofperil@livejournal.com |
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