So there's not much going on with me. Work is insane (by the way, today sucked like...I don't know, a sucking thing. It was horrible on an epic scale), school is still...there, I guess. Although there's this hilarious dude in my class. We now sit on the bench outside and talk for like an hour about random shit after every class period. Like Eddie Izzard and Hand Banana and security guards and Zipper, Flipper's arch nemesis. And if leaves had genitalia.

Also, Randi. This is why I love her:

[talking about Supernatural and the craziness of Wincest via text messaging]

kissstainred : ...and also? Dean? Way out of Sam's league.

poultryofperil : I just laughed so hard the dogs started barking.

kissstainred : Haha, score. But actually, the man is built. You just can't see it through his dumpy homely lesbian clothes.

poultryofperil : *DYING*

I'm not gonna use a cut tag, because my lj is a little bitch. Sorry for the length. But it's not that bad!

Stolen from kissstainred 

01✖ Your Name:
02✖ Age:
03✖ Gender:
04✖ Favourite Film:
05✖ Favourite Song or Album:
06✖ Favourite Band/Artist:
07✖ Dirty or Clean:
08✖ Tattoos and/or Piercings:
09✖ Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10✖ What's your philosophy on life?
11✖ Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12✖ Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13✖ What is your favourite memory of us?
14✖ What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15✖ Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16✖ You can have three wishes (for yourself)
17✖ Can we get together and make a cake?
18✖ Which country is your spiritual home?
19✖ What is your big weakness?
20✖ Do you think I'm a good person?
21✖ What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22✖ Describe your accent:
23✖ If you could change anything about me, would you?
24✖ What do you wear to sleep?
25✖ Trousers or skirts?
26✖ Cigarettes or alcohol?
27✖ If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28✖ Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Echo is a bad, bad lady. And a total enabler. <3! (AKA: This is what happens when I start talking about the Star Trek Reboot with Echo over gmail and say, "SO I THINK THEY SHOULD BE SPIES." And Echo says, "TELL ME MORE.")

( WHY ARE WE BEING SHOT AT? I HATE YOU. )

OH MY GOD. LEVERAGE, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE MY FAVORITE DYSFUNCTIONAL MAKESHIFT FAMILY.

Me: LEVERAGGGEEE.

Michele: ?

Me: BEST SHOW EVERRR.

Michele: Is that like a game show?

Me: NO. It's like Ocean's 11 took the Brat Pack behind the gym and got it pregnant.

...Boom-de-yada, etc. Work tomorrow, ew. But I don't have to be up early, yay! Also, as I may have texted some of you earlier, I think it's probably kind of sad that the thing I get the most joy out of lately is laying down for bed and knowing that I don't have to get up at a certain time (usually for work). Ah.

Text message fun:

( My cousins are amazing, you guys. )

Seriously, you guys. My family is the shit.

...On the subject of god awful fanfiction:

whisperkat : ...And that's when I realized, this girl was getting raped by Mr. Peanut.

poultryofperil : *shaking silently*

whisperkat : HONESTLY.

poultryofperil : OH MY GOD. SEND THIS TO ME. PLEASE. YOU MUST.

whisperkat : NO. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.

poultryofperil : Believe it or not, I have a fic that can top Mr. Peanut rape.

whisperkat : Unless it's Toucan Sam, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.


BRB DYING OF LULZ

ETA: I NEED A MR. PEANUT ICON NOW. CHOP CHOP, GUYS.

ETA II: "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE." "Oh my God, I hate you. So very, very much."

Man, I love my friends. Here is the most entertaining conversation I've had all day, courtesy of text messaging:

Me: Okay, it's tragic and official: Star Trek has taken over my brain. And I am shipping Kirk and Bones all. day. long.

whisperkat : What about Chekov?

Me: I AM STILL ALL ABOUT CHEKOV. In fact, he and McCoy are my fandom bicycles. :D

whisperkat :...Bicycles?

Me: As in, I ship them with everyone. Usually in a sexy way.

whisperkat : I still don't see how that equals bicycles.

Me:...There's a riding euphemism in there, Freda. Feel free to look for it.

whisperkat : ...DON'T MOCK.

Me: *MOOOCCKKSS*

Not a real update, because nothing's really happened. Just a meme, because I promised. In a vague way. :D

( DO IT. )

Hay hay haaaaaay. My nails are wet. Because I painted them. Whooo.

I am half asleep, btw, so that's, uh. Why I'm not so coherent. :D

Am a minute and thirty-five seconds into "Blind Dating," some stupid movie that I'm watching just because Chris Pine is in it and he's fun to look at and I'm bored, and I'm already laughing my head off. In a good way! Blind kid trying to play baseball? Never not funny. Especially when his brother is telling him how bad he sucks and then they're hitting each other in the face.

Hopefully I'm gonna be able to go to dizzydame 's and whisperkat 's house tomorrow before I go to Dick and Jane's for a birthday party. Because this is my birthday week, bitches.


Edit: LOL  THIS  MOVIE  BRINGS  THE  LULZ. Maybe it's because I'm tired as fuck, but dude. Girl in the office: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? Chris Pine: No, I  can't see that you're busy. Can't you see that I'm fuckin' blind?

Went to Dick and Jane's tonight with a group of friends for Heather's birthday. For those of you that don't know, Dick and Jane's is a gay and lesbian club that welcomes anyone and everyone. I was kind of afraid I was going to be uncomfortable, and I was for about five minutes. Then it was amazing. The music was ridiculous and hilarious and the dancing was a mixture of fantastic, horrifying, and funny as fuck. I loved it.

( So, this is what happened. )


In conclusion: AWESOMESAUCE.

...And if dreams are wishes your heart makes, then my wishes would traumatize small children and semi-sensitive adults everywhere. What the fuck, brain.

LJ cut is being a whore today, so, uh. Sorry. But HA!

HiImALeper: I want a kitten.
HiImALeper: =3
Poultry Of Peril: Me tooo.
Poultry Of Peril: We can share one.
Poultry Of Peril: Fed-ex it back and forth.
HiImALeper: XD
HiImALeper: "Kitten got sick, I'm sending her back to you to take care of the problem."
HiImALeper: XD
Poultry Of Peril: Hahaha.
Poultry Of Peril: DOUCHE.
Poultry Of Peril: I'll send you back a box full of poop and be like, "PSYCHE. Kitty's with ME."
HiImALeper: Eeeeew.
HiImALeper: I would divorce you so fast.

So, first drunken experience was interesting! Definitely not going to make a habit of it, but still, fun. Although I think I got kind of hands-y (Sorry, Mandy! And anyone else I hung all over! Whatever, it was your fault!)

I am studying for my Intro to Sociology exam, and trying not to fall back asleep. And failing. Kind of a lot. Uh, help?

Poultry Of Peril: Sorry, I'm in a capslock abuse-y mood.
HiImALeper: I SEXUALLY ABUSED YOUR MOM WITH CAPSLOCK.
HiImALeper: 'Kay.
HiImALeper: Blue Oyster Cult needs to stop making dirty lyrics.
Poultry Of Peril: Haha.
HiImALeper: "And this smile is the last thing you'll see when you feel the power from inside me."
Poultry Of Peril: If you take out the 'apslock', that says cock.
Poultry Of Peril: Just so you know.
Poultry Of Peril: And lmfao, that is dirty in a way that makes me think of bad DBZ fic waiting to happen.
HiImALeper: ......................
Poultry Of Peril: IT DOES, DUDE.
HiImALeper: SUPER SAIYAN COCKSLAPPING.
Poultry Of Peril: " OH NOES VEGETA."
HiImALeper: SUPER SAIYAN ASSRAPING.
Poultry Of Peril: LEVEL 245!
Poultry Of Peril: SUPER MEGA ULTRA SONIC SAIYAN SNOWBALLING.
HiImALeper: ..............................................................
Poultry Of Peril: *wins*
HiImALeper: That was the line you just stepped over.
Poultry Of Peril: Pole vaulted.
Poultry Of Peril: BADUM-CH!

Poultry Of Peril: And all these girls are like, "FRAAANK RAAAY JOOOON PAAATRRIICKKK GIMME UR BABY JUICE LOL!"

HiImALeper: They changed the bulletin thing.
HiImALeper: OH GOD THANK YOU MYSPACE.
Poultry Of Peril: hahahahaha.
HiImALeper: I was seriously getting sick of those.
HiImALeper: "HEY LOL I GOT SUM SHOEZ"
HiImALeper: That's basically all they are.
HiImALeper: And "LLOKIT MY PICTURES I IS PURTY"
Poultry Of Peril: "I BREATHED TODAY."
HiImALeper: XD
Poultry Of Peril: "REPOST THIS IF YOU WANNA BREATHE TOMORROW."
HiImALeper: "I BLINKED MOAR THAN ONCE I MAY NEED A DOCTER"
HiImALeper: "REPOST THIS SO YOU DON'T GET EYELASH CANCER"
Poultry Of Peril: Lmfao
Poultry Of Peril: eyelash cancer

Okay, so I haven't posted in forever. Mainly because there's really been nothing to talk about (which actually is a factor in updating, Diana, no matter what you say.) Um, school is still school with some added awesome, work still sucks and I'm there as little as possible, and people are silly. Sometimes in a good way. Sometimes not.

You know what is awesome? Themed Easter eggs. And dizzydame. :D



( you know you're a loser when )



So, what's up with you guys?

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002938.html

That sound you hear? Is me, laughing forever. Those of you who know what's going on with the boy-thing, you know who the first person I'm sharing this with is.

Heeeey. I haven't updated because, um. Nothing interesting has happened. So here, have a quiz.

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=0810251959377046&a=1&

Ugh, I forgot how much school sucked sometimes. It's kind of bizarre, because on one hand I love it, and it's getting me out of the house and out of my own head.* On the other hand, uh, homework.

Oh, and, um.  I haven't updated in a really long time. Whoops? :/



( Stuff I Found Funny )




So, what's up with you guys?







* (FYI: I first typed "hand" instead of "head", there, which sounds totally dirty. That kind of thing is normal for those of you that know me.)

Haha, so I'm talking to my friend Tony, and telling him about Bones, right? And then I make him watch this scene from a youtube clip where Zach punches Hodgins in the face.


And then I showed him the transcript of the entire scene:
Bear in mind that he's a 25 year old straight dude, and it somehow makes it funnier.

Hey, so I've been kinda absent for a while. California? Was awesome. Being sick? Is not so awesome. Whatever, Randi wants me to do this, and of course, I am powerless to her will. <333

( MEME TIMEZ. :D )